I hate mail

I typically really look forward to checking the mail.  In fact, it's a highlight in my day.  I know what you're thinking, "what is she 80 or something?"  No, but I am somehow eternally optimistic that I will get something good in the mail.  Like a letter or package.  A real letter, not just an invitation or announcement.  A handwritten, thoughtful letter.  I love them.  In fact, I live for them.  But, the reality is I get what all of you get - junk, bills, more junk and the occasional invitation.  And, I allow for the mail to pile up.  My secret hope is that someone will go through all the mail for me, pay the bills, and most importantly, file everything away.  But, that fairy doesn't exist in my house.  We have a pretty good filing system, his name is Bret.  As if Bret needs anything else to do, but he's my main guy.  Why?  Because he knows that I despise filing the mail not to mention he's good at it.  The drawers are too tight, and I just get in a bad mood trying to stuff one more document that I'm not even sure we really need.  He's laid back and doesn't seem to mind.  For tonight, our mail pile has vanished and my desk area is organized once again thus giving me temporary bliss.  What is your filing/mailing/document system like?